to the Knot Too Humble Church of Julian
Thirst thinks thirst, Cheers! Gawd all-mighty! This ear Lambs Blood is awful - anyone gut a Bloody Mary handy?
Righty'o - itch all aboot the money, see? You hand over your arms and Isle be off in a jiffy to sum tax heaven or udder.
Choking aside - this ear church is merely a tax-evasion biz-nice scam and for a tiny-wee percentage off whatever remains of your heavily mortgaged soul - chew art moist welcome to halve a butchers ate hour contract and sign eat reel quick now, see? Good, now...
Hang on ammo - the dog and bone ringeth...
Watcha want? ... You do what? ... !!! The Law is coming down the apples and pears? ... Hells Bells!
Right! Everyone fur themshelfs - scarper!
(butchers hook = look / dog and bone = phone / apples and pears = stairs)
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