Bah-booh-bah-booh-me-murr-me-murr-wooh-wooh-woo-ooze-meigh-little-tooty-flooty-goohey-two-shews-zen?

 

mememememe - Here we are - wewewewewe

 

Pasta Kid

 

Vroom - what in the beep-ink name of car-nation are you steel hear force? So asketh Vicar Ajunil

 

Quick now, sweep heat under the rug double time. This is the phase in the masquerade where there's a smoking break - or of course you could go to the restvroom and attempt to re-move jaw mask, no small task, eh? It suits you so well, hell - Eyed forgotten who you and I were and why we came to the party in the first, second, third - awe last place. No matter, no time for chatter - the raid is on - now we gutter help each other to get these things off and flush them - and then ghetto the get-go outta here. Oi! You ear what Hum say-ink? You are read-ink me, write?

The Neverend-ink Write Reverend Alijun's Penultimate Warn-ink

Hay, anywonk god a light?

Awe-shucks... awe-ridey-oh, ass chew no or know knot - the end ease hallways nigh ant thee road is hardly ever straight nor narrow. Darefore weak mush ghost alunk the highwaste ant byewaste, winding broad ant shallow ass day art, zen turnip write at the left junktion wear the fork in the road points skyward ant say upon ourshelfs: Big books above, for the luff off reason - how shalt weak tweak ant re-sea-son all hour mr. & mrs. & ms. steaks, both under-done ant burned to a crispr?

Fear ye nod - stair art no answerves hear - homely kvæst-onions like: That's all fine and dandy, butt whenya gonna roll out the barrel, deer Ref?

To witch the supply most beak - sooner than later, bootchall trust half to waiter and sea, see? chew ladder.

Pastor Nujali Sheepishly Well Combs One & All

to the Knot Too Humble Church of Julian

Thirst thinks thirst, Cheers! Gawd all-mighty! This ear Lambs Blood is awful - anyone gut a Bloody Mary handy?

Righty'o - itch all aboot the money, see? You hand over your arms and Isle be off in a jiffy to sum tax heaven or udder.

Choking aside - this ear church is merely a tax-evasion biz-nice scam and for a tiny-wee percentage off whatever remains of your heavily mortgaged soul - chew art moist welcome to halve a butchers ate hour contract and sign eat reel quick now, see? Good, now...

Hang on ammo - the dog and bone ringeth...

Watcha want? ... You do what? ... !!! The Law is coming down the apples and pears? ... Hells Bells!

Right! Everyone fur themshelfs - scarper!

(butchers hook = look / dog and bone = phone / apples and pears = stairs)

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